Such a quaint little city.

I don't suppose there are any gentlemen who would be willing to assist a woman in her search for a commercial property?

I also need a recommendation for a hotel. It seems my purse was stolen in the airport, and all of my reservation papers were inside.

Do you ever feel like you're chasing something that really, really doesn't want to be caught?

And the worst part? You don't even know why anymore.

I know half of you want to shoot me. Form a line, please, because I think I just went insane and I need to be put down.

Jesus fuckin' Christ. I need to sell some of that hotel soap now.

I wonder what people would do with all their free time if they weren't so busy acting like vicious animals.

Good evening, Reggio Calabria ( Read more... )

Mein gott...

Hail Mary,
Full of Grace,
The Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit
of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary,
Mother of God,
pray for us sinners now,
and at the hour of death.

Amen.

I'm not much of a religious person, but my pop is still sick... I had better go pray for him, right? Not that I know what I'll say to that guy in the sky....

[[OOC: Kaylee got exploded.]]

My timing's always gotta be off the mark, doesn't it? Always just as some shit goes down.

I should take a friggin' vacation.

That was quite the hit to the head I took, yesterday. You've got a hell of an arm, Mister Greed. A shame your mind and reflexes aren't nearly as impressive as your strength. I'll have that money I owe for the damages in on time, in person. Apologies about smashing up your basement ( Read more... )

...I...I...

Johnny, please come home soon. I feel sick. Like how I was...when you found me.

(( ooc: Guess who found the body... Also, NOW THIS POST IS IN THE RIGHT PLACE! ))